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Subject: Marketing???

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me! " - That's
Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: " He's
very rich. "Marry him." -That's
Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: " Hi, I'm very
rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door
(of the car)for her, pick up her bag
after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say:"By the way, I'm
rich. Will you "Marry Me?" -
That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you
marry ! Me?" - That's Brand
Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
- " That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I
am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. -
"That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will
you marry me?" and she goes with him -
"That's competition eating
into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's
restriction for entering new markets "

Comments (5)

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(2 months ago) #1 4KFmatthe88

loool :D nice ╦╦╦╦╦╦╦ The fence of the Ancients ╦╦╦╦╦╦╦

(2 months ago) #2 siegetanks

lol.. promotion and exhibition? :D

(2 months ago) #3 NeverGG

haha nice :) Better light a candle than curse the darkness!

(2 months ago) #4 sG.trech

Im cursing advertising and marketing.... so funny hahaha

(2 months ago) #5 espMisio

Hmm i think i should study economy :P

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	Lim 'YeaHan85' Yea Han
	From : Malaysia, Petaling Jaya
	Age : 23 years old
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