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Markus Stefanko • Head Developer

• Name:	Markus Stefanko
• Member ID:	1
• Profile Rank:	35⁰ ( Total : 19 )
• Online:	Yes
• Sex:	Male
• Age:	26.08.1983 (24)
• City / ZIP:	Copenhagen
• Country:	Denmark
• Origin:	Poland

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Contact • Army

• MYM mail:	Send a message
• IRC:	#mym
• Private Page:	http://www.meetyourmakers.com

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Gallery • 57 pictures in gallery

Hardware • Army

• CPU:	Intel Pentium 3,4 Ghz
• GFX:	Galaxy Geforce 6600 GT
• Monitor:	IIyama 19''
• Case:	Ferrari Style Olidata
• HDD:	2 x 160 GB
• Memory:	512 MB Dane-Elec DDR 533
• Headset:	Steel Sound 5H
• Mouse:	Razer Diamondback
• Mousepad:	QCK+ Heavy
• Keyboard:	Raptor Gaming K1 Keyboard
• Connection:	DSL 1MB
• OS:	Windows XP

Favorites • Army

• Game:	Warcraft 3 Raven Shield Minesweeper
• Book:	100 Ways to ... ;)
• Car:	BMW
• Food:	Hot hot hot
• Band:	Apostle of Hustle
• Song:	Folkloric Feel
• MYM Player:	Alpine Njord Nostra pb TaZz lilseven ryan Lucifer Moon Storm Susiria Blackman taAgeR
• Drink:	Cold cold cold
• Music:	Cake and CodePie
• Movie:	Donnie Darko
• Pet:	Cat
• Model:	Jessica Alba

Profile • Army

Arrogance, Aggression, Advancement, Annoyance

Virtues of a Programmer
Laziness, Impatience, Hubris

According to Developer folklore, the three great virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience and Hubris, in that order. Randal Schwartz explains, in The Camel book:

LAZINESS: The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don't have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer.

IMPATIENCE: The anger you feel when the computer is being lazy. This makes you write programs that don't just react to your needs, but actually anticipate them. Or at least that pretend to. Hence, the second great virtue of a programmer.

HUBRIS: Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won't want to say bad things about. Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer.

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First they tell you you're wrong and they can prove it; then they tell you you're right but it isn't important; then they tell you it's important but they knew it all along.

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Why don't you listen to the Kitty Song

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Pani Janka Gramofonomanka - Zombie, Dirty Breakz Remix

Pani Janka Gramofonomanka - DJ Twister Remix ( ŽMove your body girlŽ tune )

Contributions • Army

Some fun with WC3 players
Written on 13.06.2007 18:19 • 14 Comments
Weird things happen when you're bored :-) Pictures are dated with 18th february 2006 hehe

Weeks become days
Written on 28.05.2007 22:53 • 6 Comments
Did the earth start spinning faster, or how come that my time is being measured now in weeks and not days? Honestly, it was march just a week ago and now june is starting... and June promises to be as always one of the busiest months as most events are at that time! Things are going with such a fast

Spaminator 3000
Written on 31.12.2005 11:53 • 7 Comments
Okay, so every day I come online the first few things that I check are - mYm mails, msn, and of course our lovely old fashioned spamy emails. For this I have a handy Eudora email client, which I'm using since about 5 years. I have lots of email adresses, since I have also many more sites than this o

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Articles • Army

ECC 2006 - Editorial Community Challenge
Written on 17.12.2006 09:00 • 100 Comments
- The� ECC 2006 is over� - You can read the submissions, and the final rankings including winners, on the following pages! ECC 2006 - Editorial Community Challenge Gaming related articles is something all the big community sites make, readers love them, especially the ones which are out of the ordinar..

The Farseer's headache
Written on 18.04.2005 14:25 • 20 Comments
Name: Wong Eui Hong Age: 17, 19 korean age Location: Seoul, � Korea Favorite orc hero: Blade Master Favorite neutral hero: Goblin Tinker Favorite map: Lost Temple (roc). Favorite match up: Night Elves Least favorite match up: Undead Favorite unit to kill: Archer Favorite hero to kill: Archmage How di..

Main News • Army

Prime Defending League kicks off!
Written on 06.06.2008 18:55 • 45 Comments
Welcome to the first edition of the Prime Defending League , a DotA tournament in league format where the best of the best play against each other, and the successor of the Prime Defending tournaments, which act as qualifiers. The league consists of 11 playdays, each taking a weeks of time starting..

KS cleared from maphack issue
Written on 14.02.2008 16:50 • 288 Comments
A rolling stone went through the community yesterday when KS was officially banned for maphacking from the MYM tournament. However, the decision has been now� revised. What happened? Suspicious elements have been reported in a game this Monday, and an investigation crew has been formed to look into t..

Prime Nations Group Drawing
Written on 07.02.2008 16:00 • 44 Comments
The� Prime Nations qualifier is over, 8 teams survived the qualifier stage and we're off to the� groupstage of this tournament. 24 teams will compete in the groupstage against each other to� on the long sandy path to� be crowned champion. The groupstage will consist of 4� groups with� 6 teams� each of whic..

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Started Forum Threads • Army

SK's lineup choices
Written on 09.01.2007 15:16 • 474 Views
If you could, would you have made the same choices as SK did? With a high pressure on a release date of the lineup set to monday on TV, would you have substituted a player you could not get due to contract issues with a player you just removed from a team, or would you have postponed it? What could..

The CEVO files
Written on 08.01.2007 18:38 • 445 Views
A recording has been leaked from a conversation between what appear to be CEVO officials, where they discuss matters concerning the CPL, Counter Strike and a possible StarCraft 2. What do you think - is there anything behind this conversation, or is it just a fake file to promote CEVO and/or harm CP..