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30th December 2008, 17:00

vhallee's last column (for 2008)

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I will destroy everyone in 2009, ok? Good.

Welcome to my last ever column for this year! Have a seat - yeah, right there. Before I start, I would like to say "Thank you" to all the people who kept messaging me about my columns - if it weren't for that, I would have probably not made this at all. So, once again, thank you - my readers are the best!

Since many of you wondered what happened to me, let me clear this up: I wasn't kidnapped, I simply had many important issues interfering with my column. I finished my university, I got my bachelor's degree, I got my driver's license, I got a new job, I got a new apartment and I live in a new country - all in these past months.

Now, if you think I will make another StarCraft column now, you're wrong. I want to make a blog now, where I will talk about happiness, rainbows, guns and maybe cooking. Also I will try to cover the topic of Amazonian frogs if I have enough space, but the main problem will be to stay focused. I know I have this problem but I also know I can't really do more things at once, like talking and blinking at the same time. Also I like cheese but I hate milk.

Super Flight Attendants
Those were the days. Not entirely relevant to the story.

I became quite famous for these columns, and I actually get stopped on the street or other public places. (at Carrefour, for instance – cashier: "that will be $18.4- oh my god, you're vhallee!" Yes I am, madam, yes I am. I also got an email from a Discovery Channel director: "Hey, I heard you are almost considered funny on the Internet so we want to feature you as stand-up comedian on a documentary about trees"). Also my column was plagiarized by some sites, which is why I wish they will die stricken by a million flaming dicks.

Speaking of that Hadron Collider, a girl from India committed suicide cause she was afraid of the Apocalypse. Now that's being rebel: killing yourself so you won't die. I just had to get this off my chest and I didn't really have any opportunities so far.

Santa
Ahhh, feel that Christmas spirit...

Regarding the winter holiday season, I can only say I have much hate for it. There are times when I think “Wow, I'd rather suck on a bunch of dicks than get into the Christmas spirit”, that's kinda how much I hate this time of the year – especially because you have to prove your loved ones that you care about them by buying shit they will most likely never use (it's either that or I'm pretty bad at picking presents – seriously, a pet nail trimmer is not that bad of a gift, what the fuck?!).

Also the winter means a new fashion season if I'm not mistaking. My general idea about fashion is that you shouldn't dress to look like a fucking Christmas tree or firecracker, but looking at some of the people around me makes me want to scoop my eyes out with a plastic spoon and feed them to the ducks.

Next stop: my travel blog. Where do I live now? Where do I work? Did I make it alive out of the plane? All this and more in the exciting page 2 of my fantastically mediocre trip!


 
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(last year)  #1 proAproAJune91
proAJune91
i sent you some messsage on christmas and said that how much i missed your column and now, you paid me back
oh, that is soooooo great ;P
hehehehe
nice column as always ;P

Fear is not what I'll get. It is what I've created myself
(last year)  #9 vhallee
vhallee
i paid back everyone who waited for my newest column ;)
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #14 proAproAJune91
proAJune91
you paid back everyone but im your biggest fan. im like no others ;))
Fear is not what I'll get. It is what I've created myself
(last year)  #2 4KFmatthe
matthe
Is it Superman? Is it the pope? Is it Barack Obama? NO! It is the imba Valentin Scorus <3
Not swearing on internet? It's against my religion.
(last year)  #7 proAproAJune91
proAJune91
lol
and it's MY imba noob vali
hahahaha

Fear is not what I'll get. It is what I've created myself
(last year)  #10 vhallee
vhallee
can you please replace 'imba' with 'gosu' when addressing me? also it's nice to see i'm somewhere between superman, the pope and obama. i feel flattered :p
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #15 4KFmatthe
matthe
Damn... true... the God od Starcraft Units Valentin Scorus <3
Not swearing on internet? It's against my religion.
(last year)  #3 plok
 
very nice
(last year)  #4 Masse
Masse
lol no its supervhallee:p
Plz Comeback to sc scene again;D
happy new year vh
Last edited by Masse at 30.12.2008, 19:50
(last year)  #11 vhallee
vhallee
heh i'll try to come back in 2009 ;)
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #5 GoodGamemrlove
mrlove
nice poster (plane), what is that, a late 50-s style?
Last edited by mrlove at 30.12.2008, 20:15

McCain FOR PRESIDENT!!! ... o-o-o-p-s
(last year)  #12 vhallee
vhallee
yeah. as i said in the column, i tend to derail a lot and forget what i actually want to say. then i remembered i have this picture and i had to share it with my readers ;p
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #6 --Nemesis--
--Nemesis--
is it natural for one to see the line "Those were the days" and immediately think of the following song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5pkkAhETYg

Maybe I'm just weird :(
(last year)  #8 WarNiX
WarNiX
no, i also thought of this song, although i'm unsure between that version and the version of the linigrad cowboys with the red army choir
(last year)  #13 vhallee
vhallee
holy shit that's actually the song i was thinking about. this means that you're not weird from this point of view. you got other things that freak me out though ;/
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #16 IGGSirNeo
SirNeo
omg
u can't destroy me.... i'm your N1 fan

SirNeo's here take a beer !
(last year)  #18 vhallee
vhallee
hmmm im afraid of romanian fans but i guess i could trust you... i guess...
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #21 Dendra
Dendra
he is the chosen one, cough neo, cough lame matrix line pulled out of nowhere, cough
If force won't work, use greater force.
(last year)  #17 Dendra
Dendra
"killing yourself so you won't die." :)
If force won't work, use greater force.
(last year)  #19 Forkxx
Forkxx
Oh boy, he's back! By the way, you stayed focused in this column or have no space for amazonian frogs? Damn, I was waiting for them. :/
It's Coke time!
(last year)  #20 vhallee
vhallee
i had no space for amazonian frogs. besides i believe this column was fairly big (2 pages) so i can add this topic in the next issue ;)
of course, unless i forget :D

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #22 [SLO]Heldarion
Heldarion
Yo vhallee, did you ever watch George Carlin? His and your humour are very much alike and I like it :)
<Xeqn> someone translated your warding guide to Chinese
(last year)  #23 vhallee
vhallee
That's like one of the biggest compliments I have ever received (being compared to George Carlin). That guy was (RIP Mr. Carlin) one of the best stand-up comedians EVER and I have a great deal of respect for him. I am not worthy of being put in the same category as him :/
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #24 [SLO]Heldarion
Heldarion
come on, don't be so shy xD
<Xeqn> someone translated your warding guide to Chinese
(last year)  #25 vhallee
vhallee
i'm always an arrogant asshole but this time you got me :D
i just can't really say 'you're right', i can only say 'thank you for the compliment'. i guess you owned me here ;/

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
(last year)  #26 [SLO]Heldarion
Heldarion
:O
<Xeqn> someone translated your warding guide to Chinese
(last year)  #27 proAproAJune91
proAJune91
first time ever, vali gets pwned
hahahahha

Fear is not what I'll get. It is what I've created myself
(last year)  #28 adinaadina
 
hi
your face looks a bit stupid

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