I was sitting here with my column writing crew (Mr. Drinks, Mr. Pills and Mr. Candy) and then I thought: I should stop drinking because a few days ago, I don't know how, but after a few drinks I accepted to go fishing with some friends. Little side note: I can't even hit the lake with that fishing stick, so I'm not really the most appropriate person to take fishing. I only realized the situation the next morning when the alarm named ‘Fishing' rang. Needless to say, what followed was a sad display of high-quality FAIL, kinda like this, this or this.

I also got my driver's license, which means streets a little less safe. Well, it's not like I'm gonna hunt down people with my car, but I will try to help natural selection do its job, by lurking for old people and pop music fans. Also, check out this video of Catherine Zeta Jones, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston playing "Wet T-shirts" and when you're done with that, click here to see some behind-the-scene clips from Miss World 2008. If you didn't click those links, just click here to see my gallery; I'm basically craving for attention.

Regarding the MYM vote, I figured that since last time it got so much feedback, I should take it down for the moment, so that it will make you people crave for it even more. That's kinda like when your favorite brand of salami (and I'm not talking about the bearded salami, get it? Get it? It's penis. I meant penis) stops being made and you're still forced to eat something, right? However, the MYM mail should continue, simply because some of you wrote some interesting questions. Here we go:

Remember to keep sending your weirdest, most interesting questions either by adding them in the comments or by PMing me here on myMYM. That being said, let's move on to the second part of my incredibly fantabulous column. Go-go-go!