22nd June 2007, 03:20
Review: Energy Drinks Pt. 4
Orbitz "Energy": Porbably the worst drink in human history (besides urine) is Orbitz. Their slogan? "The drink with balls!" Yea... I ordered a few cases of these off of eBay and game them to my buds. We all had some, and half of the people got sick a few moments later. This drink has thousands of little crappy balls floating around. My lady friend said it was like drinking a male's you-know-what! WOW! Give your opponent one of these and you'll be sure to win! Final Score: 0/10 |  |
Coffee! Yes, the drink of all drinks! Coffee is the perfect hot energy drink for those cold gamer tournaments! Russia anyone? Coffee is a great energy drink, and it is technically what all energy drinks strive to be! Final Score 10/10 |  |
Cybershotz: The new drink sponsored by CPL, it seems like a winner on their page, I'll be sure to pick some of this up and try it when it comes out! More information can be found here |  |
Anyways, I've broken down the best drinks to buy in each category (not based on ratings)
Power: 5 Hour Energy Runnerups: Vampire Energy, Red Bull |
Taste: BAWLS (not like that, pervert!) Runnerups: Rockstar, Monster |
Overall: Monster Runnerups: Rockstar, Vampire Energy |
Best Drinks for playing FPS (Counter-strike, Quak, etc.) 1) 5 Hour Energy 2) Vampire Energy 3) Monster Energy |
Best Drinks for playing RTS/MMORPG (Warcraft III, WoW, etc.) 1) 5 Hour Energy 2) Rockstar Energy 3) Monster Energy |
Conclusion: If you recommend a different drink for me or others to try, please feel free to leave a comment. My quest is to find the perfect energy drink. For FPS games, drinks that keep your alertness up and keep you a bit jumpy are the best. For RTS/MMORPG games, drinks that keep you awake for a long time yet offer a smooth energy disperse are the best.
I'll be sure to add on some more once I get some more recommendations! Discuss, and enjoy! -ArchsageVal
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(2 years ago)
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roskii 
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haha awesome idea! really enjoyed reading this and I hope people take your review into account =)
crafted from the souls of gods.
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I laughed my ass off! thank you!
w/e
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Arcik
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LOL XD
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(2 years ago)
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ArovanE
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A great review!
life is funny.
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(2 years ago)
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fac
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nice! :D
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(2 years ago)
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verGe_desRow
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rockstar rocks !!!
IN THA BUTT ?!?!
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(2 years ago)
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An1mA
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I usually drink red bull. It keeps me awake at the time I need to be awake ^^
Against All Odds~~
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(2 years ago)
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noobtastic
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roflmfao, ill be trying the drink with BAWLS LOL
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(2 years ago)
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imported_ArchsageVal
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yum *P
MyM]Staff - IMBA Random in Warcrack III!!
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(2 years ago)
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nvck
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I like Rockstar in the morning and Red Bull with my vodka =)
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(2 years ago)
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vhallee
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nice one thanks! coffee was born to rule them all ;)
I'll be nicer when you're smarter.
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(2 years ago)
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nebu
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ye ye, if i got tired here ill go fast in my kitchen and set of a big cup of coffee it will keep me awake for next 5 hours without problems.. dont give much on this syntetic sweet suggar drinks (with bull testicals?? i´ve heard years ago :D)
turn on, tune in, drop out..
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testis 1,2,1,2
My only state is a State of Trance.
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