"Hi everybody" is a sentence plagiarised from the mad doctor from The Simpsons series and shall henceforth be "ReiNed" into "Harro everybody". Well, as most of you may have noticed, I have been inactive for a bit ever since SMM Grand Finals and today I am finally back but not really. Just when my Internet connection in Malaysia finally stabilized and is surf-able, my god damn laptop decided to break down once again a week after it came back from the shop. There you go management, please do not fire me.

Well I guess it is not too bad since I have two years of catching up to do with my family and friends back in the small town of Kluang, Johor. Here is a little background about my town where I grew up. It is a shithole. It is a small town 2 hours away from Singapore where the total population is a mere 20,000 according to statistics from www.EricKhor.com.

There is never anything happening in the town and yes, that means not even robbery. A local newspaper once labelled Kluang as one of the most quiet town in Malaysia. Can you imagine how boring it is to live in a town that literally had no major event happening in it? The biggest event that took place in Kluang is probably three years ago where a local salesman ran away with my neighbour's goat.

Running away with goat

So there you go, that is my town. Despite all the same old boring places that my friends and I hang out over the years, there is always something new because the mind of an Asian can think of lots of crap that no other race can think about. For example, bad Internet and blocking Wikipedia.

Since it is not exactly my culture to get dead drunk like most Europeans do, we do have our own way to get high and this involves a lot of coffee and caffeine. I think no further explanation is needed on this though.

Okay back to the DotA scene, well I think a whole lot has happened since the end of Dreamhack, SMM and Asus over the past couple of weeks. The biggest and most notable one has to be KuroKy leaving the MYM team. To be honest, I have mixed feelings about his departure and I have to say, it was totally unexpected as there was no sign of him departing from the team after SMM. Though I'm a little disappointed but hey KuroKy, good luck with your new team with Ben. I know you'll be his best f*ck buddy aye! Haha.

Oh yeah not to forget thanks for signing "MYM|KuroKy" on my SMM t-shirt and now that it's completely worthless. My scam to mass produce the signature and selling it on Ebay is now folded. Thanks! I'm not taking them off though.

Failed Ebay scam

Right now, I'm on my way to the capital city of Malaysia, the wonderful and magical city of Kuala Lumpur where pigeon poops honey and Swine Flu infects Angel. Angel has been missing in action lately because he is down with the flu and there is really nobody to blame for this except for his own piss ass weak immune system. An advice for everybody out there, get tank like MaNia and you'll be fine from all diseases including AIDS and Cancer.

Before I sign off, I would like to apologize to everyone that has been on our SMM Grand Finals coverage for not writing another blog entry because there is simply no time. Do give us feedback on the coverage since it is my first time leading a coverage team in an international scale LAN event.

Stay tuned next time as I get into a fight with a traffic police over the non-existing road rules in Malaysia.

Imbalance traffic police