In Korea StarCraft is the most popular game in eSports and its players earn a lot of money each year. They are well known all over the country and present themselves in TV shows and are celebrated as stars. Also quite a lot of games are shown live in the official competing TV stations that show the whole day nothing else but StarCraft. The two major stations are OGN and MBC in Korea.

Ok, this is not new for you? Then check out this one: On the Korean TV there are actually a couple of commercial clips including the progamers. Check them out - hot stuff!

"Burrow - Everyone should get this one. He was watching porn, and when his mom came in he burrowed to hide.

Nuclear - Like Kennigit said, they have a date with whoever owns the item each guy chooses. The second guy chooses the earing and get's "nuked" when he sees who it belongs to.

Shield - The teacher is calling out scores. Whoever has a bad test score gets called up and gets spanked. The first guy had 40 points and get's spanked. The main kid realizes he's in trouble and puts on extra pants to "shield" himself from the stick. While he's putting them on the second guy gets called up with 20 points, and gets spanked. Let me write the diologue.

Shield

Teacher: "Look at these scores... you stupid... "
*Smack*
Kid1: "Ah!"
(Kid2 looks up, realizes what's next)
Teacher: "Hey Lee Sangmin, what the hell is this, 40 points? GET OVER HERE! Idiots..."
*Smack*
Sangmin: "Ah!"
(Kid2 starts taking off pants)
Teacher: "Go sit down! Next, only 20 points? GET UP HERE DONG HOON!"
"SMACK, SMACK"
Donghoon: "OU, AH!"
Teacher: "STAND STILL!"
Donghoon: "Ah!"
(Kid2 puts on extra pants and then his uniform on top)
Teacher: "Next, hey Park Dongju, get up here you little... this idiot doesn't even have a score"
*smack smack*
Teacher: "What the hell? You, extend your hands"
Kid2: "What?"
Teacher: "No, hands out, hands OUT!"
*Smack, smack, smack*
Kid2: "Oh, AH, AHH!"